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#oh hi im helen #oh you live in milwaukee? #oh i’m sorry #ohhh have you met lillian? #ohh she’s my best friend #ohhh we’ve only known each other for five minutes #ohhh ohhh

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posted 6 hours ago with 180,944 notes
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#bridesmaids #me

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#faking it #queue

nataliedormier:

get to know me meme- [1/10] favorite characters: Galina “Red" Reznikov

Why did you do such a thing?
Because they left me out! Because they made fun of me! Because no matter how hard you try and how much we want it, there’s the people who serve the bread, and the people who eat the bread!

posted 1 day ago with 898 notes
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#oitnb #red #queue

hellotrickster:

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#movies #the lego movie #queue

Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient. 
How am I deficient?
You’re just a boy. 

alegbra:

a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your control, do not let yourself or anyone else expect you to deal with it alone

- social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things

- if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, find something mentally occupying to do like reading a book or watching a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better

- nothing will always be easy, if you’re trying then that should be good enough for anyone. if it’s not then you’re talking with the wrong people

- never underestimate the importance of going to bed, if it’s dark outside and you feel bad just go to bed and deal with your problems the next day

posted 4 days ago with 56,376 notes
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#remember

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posted 5 days ago with 1,842 notes
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#brokeback mountain #queue

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